Discovered in Cute Judy Lee’s autograph book, circa 1956:
When I was but a wee wee tot
My mother would sit me on a wee wee pot
Whether I had to wee wee or not!
If you want to go to Heaven
And share in all it’s joys
Think more about the Bible
And less about the boys!
When my days on Earth are finished
When the path of life I’ve fully trod
May my name be written in gold
In the Autograph Book of God!
When I was at your funeral
I heard the preacher say
Here lies the shell
Of that Nut that passed away!
When you get married
And are spanking six
Always remember me
Between the licks!
My friend, Elisa, was walking Oreo, my Emotional Support Dog, last evening. And a little kitten ran out of the bushes crying and in need of love, attention and food! So Elisa brought the kitten back to her apartment and gave her food because the kitty was starving.
Well! This made Oreo feel left out and very sad. She acted like she was being ignored and unloved. You see, Oreo been severely abused by her previous owners as a puppy. She needs much love indeed!
Elisa could not keep the kitty because of the landlord’s policy. So she had to take the kitty to work where somebody agreed to adopt the he-she-or-it cat!
So … in the end ……
All’s well with the kitty …
All’s well with the Oreo …
All’s well in God’s World!
Jesus is the King of Kings
He is the Lord of Lords
He will guide you through life
He cares about our lives and the problems we have
He helps us control our temper
Carry each other’s burdens and in this way you fulfill the laws of Jesus.
The butterflies are flying in the wind.
The butterflies are colorful and pretty.
Their decorations are very special.
They make us happy and cheerful.