Love Is … Oh, So Important
Love Is … What Keeps Us Alive
Love Thrives … Love Never, Ever Dies
Love Gives Us Faith To Survive
Love is … The Best Thing Life Has To Offer
Anywhere … Anytime!
Category: Poetry
Spanking Six!
Discovered in Cute Judy Lee’s autograph book, circa 1956:
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When I was but a wee wee tot
My mother would sit me on a wee wee pot
Whether I had to wee wee or not!
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If you want to go to Heaven
And share in all it’s joys
Think more about the Bible
And less about the boys!
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When my days on Earth are finished
When the path of life I’ve fully trod
May my name be written in gold
In the Autograph Book of God!
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When I was at your funeral
I heard the preacher say
Here lies the shell
Of that Nut that passed away!
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When you get married
And are spanking six
Always remember me
Between the licks!
Damn Floor Under Me!
Hello ……
My NAME is CUTE JUDY LEE!
A funny thing DID happen to ME!
On the WAY … to the bathroom … you SEE!
But it wasn’t Funny for the FLOOR, Golly GEE!
‘CAUSE the FLOOR is NOW Covered With PEE!
So! … Up Yours … Damn Floor Under Me!!!
