Discovered in Cute Judy Lee’s autograph book, circa 1956:
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When I was but a wee wee tot
My mother would sit me on a wee wee pot
Whether I had to wee wee or not!
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If you want to go to Heaven
And share in all it’s joys
Think more about the Bible
And less about the boys!
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When my days on Earth are finished
When the path of life I’ve fully trod
May my name be written in gold
In the Autograph Book of God!
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When I was at your funeral
I heard the preacher say
Here lies the shell
Of that Nut that passed away!
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When you get married
And are spanking six
Always remember me
Between the licks!
