Posted in Faith, Inspiration, Poetry

Spanking Six!

Discovered in Cute Judy Lee’s autograph book, circa 1956:

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When I was but a wee wee tot

My mother would sit me on a wee wee pot

Whether I had to wee wee or not!

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If you want to go to Heaven

And share in all it’s joys

Think more about the Bible

And less about the boys!

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When my days on Earth are finished

When the path of life I’ve fully trod

May my name be written in gold

In the Autograph Book of God!

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When I was at your funeral

I heard the preacher say

Here lies the shell

Of that Nut that passed away!

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When you get married

And are spanking six

Always remember me

Between the licks!